My Work Life as a Skit

Okay, so this skit is basically my work life to an alarming degree of accuracy. In fact, it is so accurate I can't even come up with a quick-witted humorous comment of my own to up the anti! As the point man for client negotiations at a visual effects vendor I have simply lost count of the number of times I have had someone boldly say in one way or another "you are going to do this for free for me and I couldn't care less if your company doesn't exist tomorrow as a result." My personal favorite is line: "Let's do this!" Thank the heavens for all the wonderful clients who truly embrace the phrase "you get what you pay for!!!"