As much as we had hoped differently, Marco "Il Italiano Desastro" Iozzi has returned to London, and The Moving Picture Company. He has come running back to us from his native Italy with his tail between his legs. Apparently, his countrymen couldn't stand his pugnacious, self-agrandizing and posturing, and have kicked him out on his ear. We are all very sad and disappointed that he has returned. Now, we will have to deal with him. Oh, god. We were all hoping that he would be stranded in the woods near his new multi-million dollar country villa, but alas, he has returned to London to make our lives miserable with his incessant chatter. His Italian friends are especially depressed about the news.
Truth be told, we are very happy to have Marco back amongst us, lightening our days at the studio with his great sense of humour and voracious talents. Ciao Marco! Welcome back to London dude!
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