Close But No Cigar

Over the past few weeks, I have been attempting to qualify a four without coxswain for the Henley Royal Regatta, which begins next week on Wednesday! Yesterday was the official qualifying race on the Henley course, and although the row itself was a very enjoyable experience, we failed to qualify. The Visitor's Four Event (a senior, elite, or open event depending on your place of origin) has 16 crews allotted. 10 of which are seated by committee based on previous results and current standings. 6 of which are up for grabs on qualifying day. There were 20 crews entered in the qualifying race. We beat all but six. And thus, we were the fastest "non-qualifiers." Yet another blight on my long, but non-illustrious rowing career. No matter, as we would have likely been soundly trounced on opening day of the regatta by a top seated international crew anyway.

Realistically, it was a very good performance all things considered. We literally never practiced together. We only raced at Marlow last weekend, and thus, certified ourselves exactly as a true "scratch crew." Not to mention the fact that all six crews that beat us really should have as they were "competitive" and largely comprised of "full time" oarsmen - not a bunch of jokers with full time jobs like us sods. Add to that Greg having just raced an hour previous in the qualifying race for the Diamonds Sculls (Men's Open Single - finishing in the same spot!) and you get the picture.

First of the non-qualifiers Greg was twice! This lead him to humorously reflect that he was "the William Macy of British Rowing." As Greg eventually put it: "It is a testament to our pedigry that we were able to finish at the top of this heap of wankers."

Henley was gorgeous. I am definitely going to head up to take in the Regatta next weekend. The weather was beautiful, the atmosphere rich, and the countryside and town enchanting. A true slice of English pomp and mystery. It is worth it just for the ambiance itself. I truly regret never having raced there in my prime.